Who needs college with programming skills like yours? Opportunity is out there, ripe for the picking, and you and your big brain are ready to pluck away.
Live Chat Support Agent (1)
$31/hour
10:00 AM - 6:00 PM
T W T F S
Daily Task: Use Computer
Play Video Games for 4 Hours
Welcome to Babysitting 101! Destiny will be using her above-average intelligence for hours of gentle guidance and virtual hand holding, exploring brave new limits on just how thinly one can veil sarcasm.
Quality Assurance (2)
$38/hour
10:00 AM - 7:00 PM
M T W T F
Daily Task: Use Computer
Reach Level 2 Programming Skill
Practice Programming for 4 Hours
Destiny has entered the exciting world of QA, the unsung heroes of software development. It's the perfect job for people who feel like they break everything they touch! But hey, better they break it than the customer, right? Right??
Code Monkey (3)
$47/hour
10:00 AM - 7:00 PM
M T W T F
Daily Task: Use Computer
Reach Level 3 Programming Skill
Make a Plugin on the Computer
Congrats to Destiny! Now, instead of risking life, limb, and job pointing out the gaping holes in someone else's code, she gets to put the semblance of a life aside to program code based on someone else's deadlines. At least there's a benefits package!
Ace Engineer (4)
$63/hour
9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
T W T F S
Daily Task: Use Computer
Reach Level 4 Programming Skill
Mod 2 games
Wielding a rare combination of technical and political skills, Destiny is carving her way up the ranks at last! While innovative work is still a faint glimmer on the horizon, it's finally in view, and not everything Destiny does is totally mind-numbing.
Project Manager (5)
$73/hour
9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
M T W T F
Daily Task: Use Computer
Reach Level 5 Programming Skill
Make 3 Plugins on the Computer
Development Captain (6)
$78/hour
9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
M T W T F
Daily Task: Use Computer
Reach Level 6 Programming skill
Complete 2 Freelance Jobs
Destiny's got real power now. She doesn't just manage measly one-off projects, she is in charge of the development process for several ground breaking products. Aye, aye, this is going to be fun!
eSports Competitor (7 - Gamer Branch)
$121/hour
2:00 PM - 11:00 PM
M T F S
Daily Task: Play Video Games
Achieve Level 3 Video Gaming Skill
Place in a Video Game Tournament
As an amateur cyberathlete, Destiny's world is about to change. After a lifetime of training within the dimly lit confines of bedrooms and basements, Destiny is ready to travel the world and go head-to-head in dimly lit indoor stadiums. Her time is now.
Pro Gamer (8 - Gamer Branch)
$194/hour
5:00 PM - 12:00 AM
M W T F
Daily Task: Play Video Games
Achieve Level 6 Video Gaming Skill
Place in 3 Video Game Tournaments
Fantasy, meet reality. Destiny is actually making a living playing games competitively. sure, she isn't exactly pulling in six figures yet, but the bounty's getting bigger, and the sponsors are taking note. Time to invest in media training!
APM Queen (9 - Gamer Branch)
$261/hour
4:00 PM - 10:00 PM
T T F S
Daily Task: Play Video Games
Achieve Level 9 Video Gaming Skill
Have 30,000 fans from Livestreaming
With practice comes speed, and Destiny's real-time strategy skills are living proof. With APM climbing past the 400 mark, Destiny has been known to assemble an army, equip it, construct an impenetrable base and annihilate at least on other race in the time it takes most people to tie their shoes.
Champion Gamer (10 - Gamer Branch)
$328/hour
4:00PM - 10:00 PM
T T F S
Daily Task: Play Video Games
WOOT! Destiny is now rolling in dough, and she doesn't have too many complaints about being famous either. Sponsors are picking up tabs left and right, there are Simoleons to be made by streaming her practice sessions, and the tournament prizes are nothing to sneeze at. This is the dream of gamers everywhere!
The Next Big Thing? (7 - Start Up Entrepreneur)
$98/hour
10:00 AM - 5:00 PM
M T W T F
Daily Task: Programming
Reach Level 8 Programming Skill
Earn $250 from Mobile App Royalties
At last, Destiny has ditched big company bureaucracy to launch her very own company, founded on her very own ideals, to build her very own innovative solution. The only hitch? Her very own money is not quite enough to get this thing off the ground.
Independent Consultant (8 - Start Up Entrepreneur)
$185/hour
10:00 AM - 4:00 PM
M T T S
Daily Task: Programming
Reach Level 9 Programming Skill
Earn $2,000 From Mobile app Royalties
Destiny is making a name for herself in the tech. world, but the cash from selling off her first company is already getting thin. Instead of bowing to someone else's vision, she decides to earn money as a consultant for private investors.
Dot-Com Pioneer (9 - Start Up Entrepreneur)
$371/hour
10:00 AM - 4:00 PM
M T F
Daily Task: Programming
Max Programming Skill to Level 10
Make $2,000 From Video Game Royalties
With an impressive track record for successfully launching companies. Destiny is always on the go and never off the grid, making split-second decision by text on everything from development to creative to UI. Remarkably, people listen!
Start Up Genius (10 - Start Up Entrepreneur)
$516/hour
10:00 AM - 3:00 PM
M T F
Daily Task: Programming
Whiz kid. Wonder. Visionary. Destiny has been called them all, and she is confident she deserves it. Everything she touches turns to gold. Doors open when she so much as glances at them. And technologies only emerge with her permission.
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